When I get home (soon), I’m going to be over-hauling my web site. A lot will change for the better, offering a more distilled, pure version of benturner.com. I have a lot of new ideas for content. Most significantly, much of what comprises benturner.com will be made private; I’m building a private side and making it more personal, requiring you, my reader, to complete a questionnaire before given access. I want to know who you are. I’m not concerned about hits, or trackbacks, or the larger community. I care more about communicating with my readers. I want to build a network of creative, industrious idea people. Also, I want my privacy, my intimacy, freedom to speak, with an audience I know. No more free rides, little Johnny! But there’ll still be plenty for the external version of benturner.com for new readers, don’t worry.
Â Did you know it’s Groundhog’s Day on February 2nd? Well, along with James Joyce’s birthday is my own! I’ll be 28. I’m excited about this year’s birthday! Last year I spent my birthday at JRTC, a training exercise in Bumblefuck, Shitwhere. For an idea of what this place is like (or what it became famous for), I recommend you rent Tigerland, a movie with Colin Farrell acting well in a good part (shocking!) as a role model for developing leaders and sergeants to follow in terms of leading from the front and looking out for his soldiers.
I’m on a quest, and it’s not looking good. =PÂ The quest? To find a damn Nintendo DS at the PX here before all the Joes buy them up. It’s hard, let me tell you. NBA 06 on PSP is far, far better than I expected but I desire much more gaming in my dulled support-soldier state, dear reader. I check the PX daily waiting for a shipment to come in, but no luck. And it’s too close to the time to go back hometo order one online. Now I’m so obsessed with this I’m like Captain Ahab seeking the goddamn pixellated Nintendog, Phoenix, vampire!!!
So yes. Birthday. Birthday birthday birthday. I’ve been in Iraq for a while. How about you go to my Amazon.com wishlist and get me something? If not for me, do it for what I think is a diverse, fascinating list of important books from economics to history to hacking to graffiti to cooking to traveling!Â And if not for that, do it for your country! Your consumption translates into a healthy economy, the promotion of good ideas, thongs, Cheez-Its, and lots of sex for everyone!
You DO want that, right? Then what are you waiting for?