MonkeyPope Archives: Stilton Camembert, Esq. on “Pussy Steamroller by Pussy Steamroller and The Quartet Five guest starring Lil Vag da Fifth”, 10 Mar 09

Stilton Camembert, Esq.

March 10, 2009

Pussy Steamroller by Pussy Steamroller and The Quartet Five guest starring Lil Vag da Fifth

You think it’s safe to walk the streets at night
cuz your boyfriend is always ready for the fight
but what you don’t know
is I fuck you ho’s
and I’m unstoppa-bo
Pussy steamroller gonna ruin you, a’ight?
I flatten your va-jay-jay
lay your flaps out like a pancake
little man in the boat
better jump ship
cuz that clit’s gonna look like a split lip
yo, I rhyme my verse and I rhyme my verse quick
And if you talk shit, I’ll steamroll you with my dick
[chorus sung by the pussy-having ladies]
Pussy steamroller, pussy steamroller
Pussy, pussy steamroller
Mmm, flatten my va-jay-jay, baby
[female rapper] My pussy‘s a silly little bitch
won’t talk no sense
Every now and then I get to thinking
Shit! I’m a bitch and shouldn’t be thinking!
I best be drinking
Pull up my skirt and take me from behind
Steamroll my ass till my juices run down my thigh
I’m your construction site
And you one Catepillar motherfucka
Yo, that’s trademarked….
Pussy Steamroller, Pussy steamroller
Pussy, pussy steamroller
mmm, flatten my va-jay-jay, baby
Yeah, if pussies could talk and pussies could walk
Then they’d get in a line to get steamrolled by my cock
And if pussies could sing and if pussies could dream
then every night they’d cream and scream
ain’t no nightmare, ain’t no lie
Pussy steamroller all up in your eye
[chorus]
[chorus repeats while rapper yells the following]
One Catepillar motherfucka, motherfucka!
I romanticize the shit! Give you something you’ll never forget!
Flowers are for faggots! I know what you want and you’ll take it!
Shut the fuck up and let yo’ pussy do the talking!
Then I’ll make it shut the fuck up, too!!
PUSSY STEAMROLLER!!!!!